How to roast a rabbit (recipe)
| How to roast a rabbit (recipe) | |
|---|---|
| Name | How to roast a rabbit |
| Ingredients | Rabbit • Eggs • Butter • American cheese • Flour |
| Preptime (in hours) | 1 |
| Totaltime (in hours) | 1 |
| Keto friendliness | Keto friendly |
| Calories | 86.7 |
| Fat | 8.1 |
| Protein | 3.2 |
| Carbohydrate | 0.2 |
| Fiber | 0 |
| Net carbohydrates | 0.2 |
| Sugar | 0.1 |
| Saturated fat | 4.4 |
| Cholesterol (mg) | 108.3 |
| Sodium | 86.2 |
| Reviewaggregate | |
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How to roast a rabbit (recipe) is a keto friendly food item with net carbohydrates of 0-1 per serving.
Recipe instructions
- Begin by catching the rabbit. (You knew that was coming, didn't you?).
- Dress if not already dressed (the rabbit).
- If you're not dressed either, do so.
- Dig little Petunia out of the flour bin.
- Heat oven and warm up the roasting pan.
- Cut up the rabbit.
- Go change the baby's diaper.
- Answer the phone.
- Sift the flour and roll the rabbit pieces in it.
- Wash flour out of Petunia's hair.
- Grease the roasting pan and pick all the toys up off the kitchen floor.
- Go look for Tommy. He was on the front porch the last time you saw him.
- Call Joe Henderson about those seeds.
- Return to kitchen.
- Mop flour off floor where Petunia put rabbit.
- Clean off rabbit.
- Mop flour off Petunia.
- Turn off the oven--it's too hot now.
- The butter has congealed. Melt it again.
- Let Tommy in the back door with the fresh eggs.
- Use the broken one in the recipe.
- Answer phone.
- Change baby's diaper.
- Take Tommy's broken egg and beat it.
- Beat it back to the kitchen.
- Beat the other egg.
- Sit down and collect your wits--no, collect the children.
- Beat the two eggs together.
- Take the kids and beat it!
- Take the rabbit and beat it to the creek.
- Cut up rabbit for bait and go fishing.
- Fish may be fried the same way.
Food tags
Wild Game, Meat,
How to roast a rabbit (recipe) details:
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Prep Time in Hours and Mins:1H
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